NEW BRO RATING SYSTEM!

Heeeey ‘errybody!  It’s your favorite blogger, bobwinkle12!  I don’t know about you guys, but I had a pretty wild/weird summer.  I did all sorts stuff.  And bro stuff too.  Speaking of bro stuff, I devised a BRAND NEW way of bro-rating things.  “But, but you used to do ___ out of 10! Bewbz was my fave! Snickersnicker!” Yeah, I acknowledge that, but I thought this was, well to be more frank, more awesome.  So this is how it goes from lowest to highest

Form of! Shape of! THE SUCK.  This is the lowest on the scale of bro.  They are fist bumping, but they always pick something lame.  Well the dude does.  I mean, why would he choose to transform into of a bucket of water?  That’s just lame.  ‘nuff said.

Nearly a pound, but the other dude is a doofus; in a last minute decision went for a high five.  It’s sorta good, but it’s mostly bad.  When this happens you shake your head in disgust, and walk away

ERRMUHGERRRRD DA KITTAYS! Yeah, that’s kitties.  BUT THEY’RE NOT BROS!  It’s cute but not awesome or bro-tacular, ja feel?

 

The definition of solid.  Goku and Vegeta bro bumpin’ after a crazy fight against pink midgets or transsexual aliens.  DEFINITION OF BRO.

The bro bump so god damn powerful it caused a nuclear explosion – no big deal.  EXCEPT IT IS!

The only bro bump known to mankind to cause a broner.  It’s the next level bro bump!