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Sunday, April 1, 2012

Jesus = Tebow


The NFL has been pretty eventful over the past few weeks, but the most recent news from the NFL is also the dumbest. Tim Tebow is quite possibly the worst quarterback to play in the NFL since Jamarcus Russell, but he is also one of the most talked about even though he hasn't done shit except take credit for wins that he had no effect in. His recent trade to the jets is the dumbest thing that I have ever heard. You already have one crappy quarterback why do you want another besides having two quarterbacks that require multimillion dollar contracts which they don't even deserve take up space for useful players that could actually contribute to the team. This is the reason why I think that the Jets are one of the worst organizations in the NFL being only above the Jaguars, Raiders, Chiefs and Dolphins (not necessarily in that order but close). Now you have the dynamic of a crazy coach with a foot fetish, the guy who thinks he is a reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and Mark “dirty” Sanchez who can’t even go 3 hours without having to cram a hotdog down his throat - Let’s see how happy Fireman Ed is with this dynamic. If I were him I would get rid of the fireman helmet, and get a Jets colored gun because I’m sure that by the end of the season he is going to want to end it all.

The NFhelL as you might have heard the NFL recently approved new overtime rules for the regular season adopting the playoff overtime rules for the regular season and adding replays for all turnovers. Now I agree with the first part of this I would prefer it if it went to the college football rules but this is a good start. I have never been a fan of overtime because what it came down to was people moving just enough down the field to get in field goal range so they could go for the easy win. This put more of an emphasis on actually trying to make a touchdown. It won’t turn into a shootout like in college football, but I think that it will make overtime at least more interesting. As for adding more replays I think enough is enough. They are trying to concentrate so hard on making everything fair and taking out the human error involved in football if they keep adding all these mandatory replays to the game not only are they gonna take longer they are going to be more boring. There is already like only 15 minutes of actual gameplay in a 3 hour football game anyway. Another question that comes to mind that I have been pondering lately is what’s the point of having coach’s challenges when all the stuff that matters in the game is under mandatory review anyway? No matter what you do nothing is perfect! If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. If we keep allowing Roger Goodell to make all these changes he’ll only further his tyrannical rule until he eventually takes over North America, and started killing all the people who have ever given anybody a concussion.



Written By: manherism

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