There are many things that bug me; most of them are stupid
some of them are really stupid and others are just plain Seinfeld-crazy. This segment is going to detail my opinions
on various day to day activities that I find annoying, and also comment on the
people that do them. This segment will
not feature any actual facts and are based solely on my incredibly biased
opinions. Enjoy!
One of the things on my short list is people who ride their
bikes on sidewalks. This especially annoys
me in a college campus setting where everything is within an half a mile
radius. Is your time that precious that
you can’t spend 10 minutes walking to class? Is it even more precious that you
feel the need to take to the crowded sidewalks of a walking campus in a bike,
spearing people with your handlebars in the gut and running people off the
sidewalk and into the road? That is not
the worst thing, though; the only thing worse is people who ride their bikes on
the road. It’s one thing to have deal with
them on sidewalk, but having to deal with them in a car is even more
annoying. When you’re capable of going
50 miles per hour, but are stuck behind a bicyclist piddlefarting around at
breakneck speeds of up to 15 miles per hour makes me madder than a hamster
owned by a gay couple. Now I know what
you’re thinking, if cyclists don’t ride on sidewalk or the road then where will
they drive? My response to that is, in HELL.
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